Hello Everyone,
This is just a fun read for the shopaholic within us !!!
1. Your notification window is flooded with mails, messages and push notifications from shopping sites.
But you never unsubscribe, no matter how irritated you are, because you never know which one turns out to be a real deal. You gotta save money dude!
2. You have not one but multiple shopping sites app on your mobile
After all, a smart shopper is one who shops around to find the best deal. What else do we have brains for?
3. When you feel depressed, checking out those apps for random things is your way to feel good
…And powerful and energized.
4. You have always got some things on your cart (or carts, actually)
Because you are addicted you don’t want to lose things you fell in love with.
5. You overspend and then you console yourself by saying that you actually needed the things you bought
Plus the more the order the more is the discount and you saved delivery charges, didn’t you? Most of all, things are most loyal than relationships.
6. Did I just hear the word SALE?
I gotta go, bye!
7. Delivery boys know you well
And you have a superhuman power of knowing when the doorbell rings, it’s your order delivery.
8. Your boss has started thinking you are shopping most of the times than working
“No questions on my dedication towards work, please!”
9. Whoever discovered Alt+Tab deserve a grateful hug.
How on earth would we survive those unexpected moments of boss at the back?
10. You love your job because it pays for your online shopping
And you admit it too. Therefore, online shoppers are hardworking employees. The world needs more of them 😉
11. You try things as soon as you receive them, even if you need to use the office washroom
The adrenalin rush of wearing new clothes is unparalleled! You try them and wonder how can someone be that sexy!
12. You are a go-to person for every kind of online shopping advice
After all you are an expert and you have worked hard to become one.
13. Waiting never pisses you off because…a phone that has online shopping apps is bliss.
It never leaves you alone, unless, there’s no internet, of course!
14,. You shop from sites people don’t even know the names of
So, you have stuff that nobody else is wearing. Isn’t that awesome?
15. You forget peeing when you are in the middle of searching or buying products.
And everybody else is like…
You are officially addicted. So, you must know that the Rediff Online Shopping Festival 2015 is round the corner. Let’s indulge because…
